I'll be back...just like the Terminator

I'll be back in town for the holidays on December 22, and staying until (early) the 28th. I hope some of you will still be around then...I misses my bitches!

Secret Public Journal

So those of you who have talked to me in, I don't know, the past month or so know that I have morphed into a crazy fan-geek for comedian Mike Birbiglia. Well, now I will force my love for him on all of you by posting a link to his secret public journal. He writes about funny things that inspire further wacko feelings of devotion on my part.

A favorite recent bit of mine? So glad you asked.

I was at the gym. Now I know you'll have to suspend disbelief that I was at the gym, because while I’m not overweight I am the guy who could really put the brakes on an orgy. Everyone would be like, “Was he invited? Why is he eating a stuffed crust pizza?"