damn! it feels good to be a democrat.

Equal pay for equal work, bitches!

it's our time

Where Barry's speechwriter gets his inspiration (I think):

when did they become the grand old communist party?

Early this fall my fair city is expecting an influx of tens of thousands of assholes Republican delegates. So I was checking the RNC's official convention site to see how worried I should be that my contributions to Barry Obama's presidential campaign might get me kicked out of the city, or bound and gagged and thrown in a holding cell, for the duration of the convention, and I happened to notice a strange and curious sight.

In the smack dabbin middle of the home page is a link that says--for reals--"Keep It Green." Seriously. And it links to some story about assholes RNC staffers, like, cleaning up a river. And I was all, BUT I THOUGHT THEY THOUGHT THE FREE MARKET IS GOING TO SOLVE CLIMATE CHANGE WTF ASSHOLES GOP YOU ARE CHANGING THE RULES OF THE GAME! Head. Spinning.

Honestly, I am perplexed. When did the GOP get infiltrated by a bunch of pinkos and how did MSNBC not catch it?

barack obama is your new bicycle

Old school procrastination. Go to this site and hit Refresh. Repeat. Again.

Barack Obama wasted your afternoon.

what's next for Dubs? birkenstocks and black knee-highs? uggs? skinny jeans?

Honestly. The leader of the free world.

From the WaPo today: "...all those adults walking around in Crocs, going on about how comfortable they are, look like overgrown children. They are like the workday Peter Pans who carry backpacks in the city. Not grown-up leather backpacks, but the kind made of nylon with water bottles stuck inside a web of bungee cords and a canister of Bear Be Gone hanging off the side. They have mistaken their walk to the office for a climb to the summit of the Grand Tetons. Why, oh why, must people assimilate perfectly reasonable, functional and cheeky sports attire into street clothes?"

Vote Bitches, Part II

It's election time again and here is your friendly reminder to get out there and do your thang. The April election falls over Spring Break so if you are going out of town be sure to vote early. All you have to do is walk into the city clerk's office and vote away. Here is the link to the city clerk's office for more information on where to vote or how to vote absentee.