Showing posts with label freaky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freaky. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Song of the Count

Here's the Count from Sesame Street singing a song. It's been edited in a very minor way by Neil Cicierega (of "Potter Puppet Pals" fame), with interesting results.

I won't say more, except to warn you that it's probably best not to play this at work unless you're wearing headphones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Natural Beauties?

Here's something to disturb your dreams.

These are from the website of a woman who digitally retouches photographs, mostly "glamor" photos of child beauty pageant contestants. Just the idea that there are children not only being entered in beauty pageants, but whose parents deem it necessary to have their glamor photos digitally enhanced is bad enough. But the actual results of this process are truly soul-chilling.

If the parents had commissioned a ventriloquist's dummy to be made in their daughter's likeness, I'd be impressed by the results. But this is supposed to be her photo.

Good little girls must smile all the time,
OR THEY'LL HAVE THEIR MOUTHS REPLACED!

Note that in addition to sticking a digital wig on your child, the "artist" can also REMOVE HER EYES AND REPLACE THEM WITH THOSE OF A DOLL!

Rather than take a new photo of your child, simply spend $40+ to have one of her old photos digitally aged...AND TURNED INTO A LIFELESS MANNEQUIN!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Diapered monkey bites woman outside downtown bar

I've had some rough nights at brats, but never anything like this!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Remixed movie trailers

Now that I've finally (FINALLY!) got Internet access in my new apartment, I'd like to share a few more examples of my favorite form of YouTube humor, remixed movie trailers.

Scary Mary (Poppins) - she's coming for your children!

Taxi Driver - romantic comedy about a big city cabbie.

Big - the story of a man with a BIG secret involving his relationship with a young boy.

Silence of the Lambs - a chick flick about a woman who develops a special relationship with her mentor.

Monday, June 18, 2007