now i really wish i had landed that prison library job

Fug girls blogging for New York Magazine. Best line: "prison is the new black." Girl, you know I live at that address.

The Today Show - Covering the HARD news!

Over heard this quote from Meredith Vieira on the Today Show this morning.

"There's no other way to say it. The long national nightmare is over...Paris Hilton was released from jail this morning."

Thnk G!

fyi*

I'd just like to note that number 35 in the rejection count is a rejection from prison.

*My dreams of publishing a best-selling memoir and having a young Michelle Pfeiffer look-alike play me in a Lifetime Movies for Women special have just been crushed. But, hey, now I don't have to buy a clear plastic purse for security checks.

if the other prison job doesn't work out...

Perhaps I could land this plum position at Gitmo.

Did George Dubya write this position description himself? Some highlights:
Able to work in a face [sic] paced environment
Familiarization [huh?] with Microsoft Office
Position also has a competative [sic] salary with benefit
Degreed in librarian Science [what the hell kind of scientists study librarians? I'm guessing the same kind who Studied A Broad in college]

I also like how "understanding of cultural awareness" is "not required."

Heck of a job!