Who needs a rice cooker in the library?

The following pointless but somewhat amusing dialog occurred at work this evening.

Student worker: Did you see that?
Me: What?
Student worker: A girl just came through here carrying a rice cooker.
Me: I didn't see her.
Patron: I didn't either.
Me: Maybe you imagined it.
Student worker: I didn't imagine it! She was real!
Me: Okay, I believe you. I mean, that would be about the world's most boring delusion.

I still don't know why anyone would have a rice cooker in the library, though.

Librarian Starlets

For those of you who missed auditions in Madison last month, here is your turn to be in a movie AND maybe possibly meet Johnny Depp and kiss him full on the lips and swoon and faint in his arms, and then he'll fall in love with you and ditch that twiggy French thing and be yours forever.