Friday, April 20, 2007

if I don't get a job soon...

The president seemed to advise out-of-work Americans to seek out opportunities in the chicken-plucking industry.

5 comments:

Andi said...

Perhaps happy rug-making, if all the chicken-plucking jobs are taken.

Leah said...

Is he back on the sauce? Again?!

Leizel said...

"If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about"

No wonder I have no idea what he's talking about--I don't have a chicken-plucking factory!

Caroline said...

"Putting up with me requires a lot of patience." -- George W. Bush

Ain't it the truth!

Ursula said...

I've never been more thankful that I have a handful of top-secret chicken plucking factories. I try to keep mum about them because, well, to be honest they're not great money makers. I mean, we pluck the chickens...but that's it. Which really just leads to a lot of pissed off cold chickens and not very many benjamins. On the upside, I do know what the president is talking about.