regime dress...wtf?
Don't even ask me how I got to this web catalog. Anyway, they are advertising a pretty ugly wool dress for $248 and the catalog copy reads: "What do you get when you cross a sexy librarian with disciplinarian?" And that copy, it made me mad.
Also, the website is running a ton of annoying flash. So, screw your sustainable design philosphy, Nau, you obviously hate librarians and, fyi, each of your pages takes about five billion seconds to load because of all that crappy flash.
Also, welcome back, blog!
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I have to say, I clicked on the link fully expecting to see a dress that was boring but serviceable enough.
I'm sorry I doubted you, Deb. That is one ugly dress.
The top part might pass muster as a casual shirt, but it looks like the collar snaps all the way up. I guess that's if you have a pimple on your nose or are traveling in Saudi Arabia and need to cover most of your face.
Also the sleeves look like something a Disney villain would wear.
The lower half is just plain bad. Marilyn Monroe wouldn't look sexy in this dress. It's like something they'd make you wear in a Soviet orphanage.
Ha - I've seen way sexier librarians than that - like every morning when I look in the mirror ;)
Wow, and without the full-body shaper, can you imagine how lumpy it would make a person look?
Now, add a whip and a military hat, and you got yourself a super kinky Nazi-brarian fetishist's dream.
I almost didn't have the patience to sit through all that unnecessary flash... and frankly, I wish I hadn't. I should have taken you at your word, Deborah. Blah!
Here here: Blah. It looks like something you'd have to wear as punishment--while being locked in the basement as a cataloger.
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