condescend much?

Ack, you guys. On my way to work this morning I heard a most unfortunate news story about three young GOP hacks who are living across the river from my fair city and preparing for the upcoming asshole-fest (Republican National Convention).

It's annoying enough to hear how the talking heads and reputable journalists keep effing up the difference between the twin cities, but now I have to hear three little GOP clowns talk smack about St. Paul? "We landed in Mayberry"?! Yes, that's right, she went there.

So I'll go here: Nice blouse, bitch. I didn't know the Mall of America still stocked Laura Ashley circa 1992.