we can't wear this for halloween because this is what we look like in real life.

Via librarian.net.

Target's "Adult's Naughty Librarian Costume" described on Target's online store as:

"You should check out his naughty librarian costume. Includes a navy blue dress with screen-printed skirt, attached tulle petticoat, shawl, rhinestone glasses and removable "Naughty Librarian" badge. Pearl necklace not included. 100% polyester."

I can't believe that Target's Design department thinks that librarians wear mini shoulder shawls. We are a CLASSY professional group, people! And, YES, you DO need a master's degree to wear a book-spine skirt.

Two for One

How much do I love you guys? Lots! So much so that I have two gifts for you today:

1) Baby Toupee--Small Wigs for Small People
For the excellent price of $25, your baby can look like Donald Trump or Lil' Kim. Then you can send your pictures capturing the traumatic moment to their online gallery.

But wait, there's more!

2) The Betty Glover Library Workout Tape
Featuring some classic 80s music, frumpy 80s librarians, a woman carrying a riding crop and doing some creepy voiceovers, and lots of old school library equipment being used for exercise.

See? True love!

If Librarianing doesn't work out

Jessica Simpson may be looking for a new UW grad.

Fun with romance novels

This site features real romance novel cover art...with new titles added in Photoshop.

Ghosties and Ghoulies!

The Middleton Public Library's having author Dennis Boyer do storytelling from his book Driftless Spirits: Ghosts of Southwestern Wisconsin on Oct. 26 at 7pm.

There will also be refreshments. If you're interested, they'd like you to pre-register (827-7403) and I'd be happy to drive a few peeps over in my dilapidated car.

I'll also re-post this a little closer to the event.

Best headline ever

Jesus image found in dog's butt

A Little Sunday Morning Bollywood

This little dude has moves!