Two for One
How much do I love you guys? Lots! So much so that I have two gifts for you today:
1) Baby Toupee--Small Wigs for Small People
For the excellent price of $25, your baby can look like Donald Trump or Lil' Kim. Then you can send your pictures capturing the traumatic moment to their online gallery.
But wait, there's more!
2) The Betty Glover Library Workout Tape
Featuring some classic 80s music, frumpy 80s librarians, a woman carrying a riding crop and doing some creepy voiceovers, and lots of old school library equipment being used for exercise.
See? True love!

5 comments:
Uh...is it wrong that I want to have a baby just so I can dress it up in a rasta wig?
That's an official NEW Coke machine featured in the Coke Machine Kick. NEW COKE! And I was pretty sure that was a John Waters film when I first started watching it.
Deborah - What if the baby just comes out that way?
Katie, did you find that link via Perez Hilton? I'll be really excited to know I am not the only one to read that crap.
Annie, we all read that crap!
First, that baby looks strangely perfect in that pink lil' kim wig.
Second, how sweet is it that almost none of the exercises apply to us today due to the old technology? Betty's got nothing on us.
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