Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
Look girls, your portable pharmacy may come in handy some day.
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2 comments:
Annie, my dear sweet non-75-year-old Annie. One does not use Pepto and laxatives for the same purpose. They produce extremely different results. My purse stash will not bust me out of jail any time soon.
(I may or may not have a different "stash" at home that could theoretically land me in jail... so perhaps some Ex-Lax are in order.)
I once weighed about 120 pounds (when I was like 12), but I don't think I'd have been able to fit through a 6" wide hole even then. How did he do it? I mean, just your SKULL is bigger than that!
At least, my skull is. I'll admit I've got kind of a big head. I'd never realized that this might interfere with potenital future prison escape plans; I thought my most serious head-size problem was finding large enough hats.
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