A little TV Therapy

So, last night, in order to celebrate turning in my final paper for appraisal class, I watched a little boob tube. I watched Gray's Anatomy, and while Addison Sheperd decided whether or not she wants to forsake Seattle Grace in order to allow us to gaze weekly on Taye Diggs' perfect face and blindingly white teeth without having to put How Stella Got Her Groove Back on a loop, there were a few commercials that (and maybe I'm a little ashamed to say this) really made my night.

One was for Slow Churned ice cream...yum. And the other was for....brace yourself, a pregnancy test. I'm not sure if its intentionally ridiculous or...no, I have to believe that the ridiculosity is purely intentional.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0

CINCO de MAYO

It time for that most important of holidays...Cinco de Mayo! Is anyone interested in meeting at the Terrace on Saturday night at about 8 pm? Or, are all of you worried about doing your homework?

FYI - I never did mine and still got a job!

Uh oh

This is hilarious and alarming... hopefully our charming little blog will not produce similar results!

We Are Librarians

I've been struggling with a showtune parody for some time, which may or may not eventually come together. But I wanted to get at least one more song in before graduation, and decided that it would be nice to write something that was actually in honor of graduation. The following came together pretty quickly...which is good, since I wrote it when I was supposed to be working.

We Are Librarians
(apologies to Queen)

I've paid my dues,
Time after time.
I've paid tuition,
Yes, every last dime.
Exam mistakes,
I've made a few.
I've had my share of late nights and headaches,
But I've come through.

(And we mean to go on and on and on and on…)

We are librarians, my friends.
And we'll promote reading 'til the end.
We are librarians,
We are librarians,
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the librarians…of Madison.

I've taken my classes,
In spring and in fall.
You've taught me cataloging and everything that goes with it,
I thank you all.

Now I’ve put on my glasses,
And sensible shoes,
I’m gonna work providing information services,
And I ain't gonna lose!

(And we mean to go on and on and on and on…)

We are librarians, my friends.
And we'll promote reading 'til the end.
We are librarians,
We are librarians,
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the librarians…of Madison.

I bagged one!

The count is up to 5! I'm trying to remain professionally un-Googleable so I won't say exactly what my gainful employment situation is. But you all know I've only had one interview since February... so... uh... I got that one :)

Happy Hour Tonight II

Happy Hour tonight will be at Hawks. A happy compromise between campus and the capital. See you bitches around 9:00pm.

Happy Hour Tonight

Is anyone going out tonight? If so, where do you want to go?