Who needs a rice cooker in the library?

The following pointless but somewhat amusing dialog occurred at work this evening.

Student worker: Did you see that?
Me: What?
Student worker: A girl just came through here carrying a rice cooker.
Me: I didn't see her.
Patron: I didn't either.
Me: Maybe you imagined it.
Student worker: I didn't imagine it! She was real!
Me: Okay, I believe you. I mean, that would be about the world's most boring delusion.

I still don't know why anyone would have a rice cooker in the library, though.

Librarian Starlets

For those of you who missed auditions in Madison last month, here is your turn to be in a movie AND maybe possibly meet Johnny Depp and kiss him full on the lips and swoon and faint in his arms, and then he'll fall in love with you and ditch that twiggy French thing and be yours forever.

A new procrastination tool

The Amazing Fact Generator--

Offering 2 ways to procrastinate--gorge yourself on weird and wonderful facts, or add your own Trivial Pursuitworthy tidbits!

My fave so far:
"It’s not widely publicized, but Mr. Clean has a first name: 'Veritably.'"

A cartoon, as requested by our very own Miss Katie

PS: Yes, it's clip art. While I can draw, I find clip art so much more expressive :)

barack obama is your new bicycle

Old school procrastination. Go to this site and hit Refresh. Repeat. Again.

Barack Obama wasted your afternoon.

happy vd from the rnc

I would have sent you all a not-that funny Obama or Clinton valentine via email, but I don't want to get on some right-wing-nut mailing list. So sorry, now the blog is probably on a do-not-fly list.

Awesome cartoon

Maybe being a librarian is OK after all!