Hello my name is crap and I'm an alcoholic

Okay, so it's probably v. uncool to recycle posts from one message board to another, but this made me laugh, so sue me.

The title of this thread was:
Ever wonder how your life would be different with a name like "Crap?" and it included a link to this name interpretation site.

Interestingly enough, if you actually type "crap" into the name field, you get a very detailed analysis of how your life would, indeed, be very different.
Although the name Crap creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

My other faves?
Your name of Vulva has given you a capable patient, responsible nature with a talent for accounting, computers, and similar fields. You plan ahead giving careful consideration to detail. Your home and family are important to you. You have the ability to be an excellent homemaker and mother, or a teacher, as you appreciate people and know how to make them feel at ease, but you are inclined to worry over your responsibilities. You enjoy a daily routine and settled conditions, once you have found a comfortable niche in life.

The name of Superfly creates an extravagant, ambitious nature with the desire for financial prominence. You desire the best in life and appreciate quality in all things. This name has made you rather aggressive, shrewd, and critical and has caused you to be extremely independent. You have the analysis, vision, and promotional ability to make progress. You could achieve heights of success in business, but there is also a factor which brings many forced changes and friction with people, which in turn offsets the success you could achieve.