2 + 2 = drunk!

I figured it out, kids!

The conundrum: our esteemed president (the leader of the free world, if you will) has exhibited some bizarre behavior as of late. His antics include cursing, inappropriate touching, threatening guys who are shorter than him, ignoring current events and, perhaps most suspiciously, flying a port-a-pottie to Europe so foreign agents can't examine his bodily waste. Weird, no?

The process: I've been thinking about our commander-in-chief clowning around The Continent; I've watched the videos on YouTube; I thought back to all of the field research we did at The City last winter. And I employed some of my mad librarying, critical thinking skillz.

The conclusion: I got it! Dubya is back on the sauce! He's drunk as a monkey! The POTUS Kool-aid is spiked! It's just like watching undergrads drink too many MGDs and then act like jerks. The only (majorly major) difference is that G.W. has nuclear weapons.