Invasion of the country music fans

Sister (and Brother) Librarians --

Scene is grim this evening. Traffic backed up all along Park St. Trip downtown took half hour. Walking would have been faster, but too hot. Reached rendezvous point at Vintage. Waiter passed on information that comrades had pulled back until 1930 hours. Downtown area overtaken with bleached-blondes in denim skirts and cheap straw cowboy hats. The horror, the horror. Brief encounter with Lt. Juba, who retreated on skateboard. Have taken refuge in MemCompLab. No supplies. No sign of reinforcements. Will attempt second rendezvous at designated time. If mission fails, must admit defeat. May Dewey have mercy on our souls.