What were they thinking?

So, I know I've already discussed Lucious Pusey with some of you. Occasionally, in the heat of labor perhaps, new parents lose their minds and name their children ridiculous things. Boof Bonser, for instance. But people who start businesses or create new products should really have the time and forethought to name them something, I don't know, respectable. Alas, they do not. They range from juvenile (Do! Do! The motivation firm), to creepy (Touching Moments; the child care center), to disgusting (The Runs; the sports bar), to downright offensive (White Only; the laundry bleach).