Gimme Serials

As promised, here is my newest song. It's inspired by academic libraries, and by whatever commercial that is that uses "Gimme Shelter". I guess it's not a very effective commercial, because I have no idea what it's for. I just know I keep hearing "Gimme Shelter", and once the chorus was stuck in my head the parody seemed obvious.

Okay, enough talk. Let's rock and roll!

Gimme Serials
(apologies to the Rolling Stones)

LIBRARY PAGES:
OoooOOOOooooh,
OoooOOOOooooh.
OoooOOOOooooh,
OoooOOOOooooh...

STUDENT:
Oh, this course is threatening,
My G.P.A today.
If I don't read some serials,
Oh yeah, I'll get a failin' grade.

LIBRARIAN:
Oh, patron, it's just a shelf away,
It's just a shelf away.
Oh, patron, it's just a shelf away,
It's just a shelf away, yeah.

STUDENT:
Oh, see I need citations,
For an essay due today.
Where do ya keep the journals?
'Cause I've lost my way.

LIBRARIAN:
Oh, patron, it's just a shelf away,
It's just a shelf away.
Oh, patron, it's just a shelf away,
It's just a shelf away, yeah.

{guitar solo}

LIBRARIAN:
Bound...journals!
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away.

Bound...journals!
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away.

Bound...journals!
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away, yeah, yeah, yeah.

STUDENT:
Oh, this course is threatening,
My G.P.A today.
Gimme, gimme serials,
Or I'll get a failin' grade.

LIBRARIAN:
Oh, patron, it's just a shelf away,
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away.
It's just a shelf away.

If you need help, students, then just you ask away,
Then just you ask away.
Then just you ask away.
Then just you ask away.
Then just you ask away.
Ask away, ask away, yeah.