My welcome back to the big apple

Okay, so I walk into Vbar last night only to find that one of my very favorite bartenders is sporting some distinctly unacceptable facial hair. When I inquired as to the origin of the scraggly animal currently living on his chin, I was directed to this link: www.thisisthebeard.blogspot.com
I'm not going to lie ladies, the sheer ridiculousness of this makes me wish that we could grow facial hair in order to engage in some similarly ridiculous pissing contest.