DUDE!
There I was on the operating table, drowsing off and saying goodbye to my pal. Just before things were going dim it occured to me that I could politely request a user account while keeping my sexual orientation consistent with the last 28 years of my life. Whew! Who said librarians weren't practical? Or male for that matter?
So, here I am! No sex change, and just as preoccupied with procrastination.
In the spirit of kicking things off, here's a wonderful distraction that never fails to cool my blood after hours of cataloging busy work.
Found Footage Fest Trailer
Clearly a job at Wendy's is better than cataloging. If only they had shown me that video before I enrolled in library school.

3 comments:
Fantastic first submission by a dude, you're representing your kind well Jamie!
I adore the RV sales guy. I feel the same way about my DRM paper as he feels about his RV lines- what the fuck am I supposed to be talking about!?
Holy shit. You made my day. I'm going to go play some sweet riffs on my spatula.
I, too, echo the above statements. That last video about accidents was kind of frightening, but perhaps not as much as Kirk's birthday (read: kid with a mullet, a big long plank of wood, and a hormones that, with another few months, are about to explode... yikes...).
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