"WE INTERRUPT YOUR USUAL NEAR-FATAL DOSE OF MEDIOCRITY"

This site lives up to its name: The Worlds [sic] WORST Poetry! I think "Peanut Butter & Jelly" is my favorite.

(I found this by typing the following combination of words into Google: "sandwich puppy pink"--I've been up since 5 a.m., which should be sufficient explanation for that.)

I also heart the following words/phrases included in poems on the page: "whatsies," "legpit," "spleen coleslaw," "turgidly," "papyrcuts," and "run like heck."