A great way to start my Sunday
So I have no cute link or picture to accompany this post, but I know that you bitches will forgive me.
I am completely incapable of completing a transaction at a cash register, accepting my change, and putting my wallet back in my purse in anything resembling a timely fashion. Even if I get my wallet out before I reach the register, I can't manage to get away before the person in line behind me starts staring daggers and muttering under his/her breath. Is this just me? Is there some wrist-flicky thing that I'm missing out on? Because I felt some serious wrath at Starbucks this morning...
As it turns out I am also completely unable to walk the short distance between Starbucks and the library without spilling coffee all down my front. What a day!
2 comments:
That's the rub - you have to be able to purchase and consume your morning coffee before you've had your morning coffee ;)
This happens to me CONSTANTLY... and it's worse in the winter because there's the whole putting-gloves-back-on thing in addition to getting change back in the wallet, putting the wallet away in a bag, and juggling bags with hot coffee. Incidentally, I am not good at the juggling, as I always have coffee stains on my coat, pants, shoes, etc.
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