Retail Therapy on the Cheap

I don’t know who among you are H&M fans, but there is a really good deal going on that I just thought I’d pass along. I popped in there today to give an inexpensive boost to my midwinter wardrobe, and discovered that in addition to the sale stuff being half-off, it was also buy one get one free. I got a winter coat, interview-worthy blazer, sweater, hat and PJs for fifty bucks. There was however, one close call. I was trying on what appeared to me to be an innocent pair of corduroy pants, when I suddenly found myself ensnared in the skinniest pants EVER! I swear I’ve worn stockings that were looser about the calves. Fortunately I was able to free myself without staff assistance. So beware the skinny pants, and enjoy the bargains!