fyi*
I'd just like to note that number 35 in the rejection count is a rejection from prison.
*My dreams of publishing a best-selling memoir and having a young Michelle Pfeiffer look-alike play me in a Lifetime Movies for Women special have just been crushed. But, hey, now I don't have to buy a clear plastic purse for security checks.
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I bet you can find a way to get into prison on your own, you don't need no stinkin' librarian gig to do it!!
No job is worth a clear plastic purse!
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