Flat Daddy
Image from Boston Globe
The newest weapon in the War on Terror(TM) is the Flat Daddy! I only wish some of my ex-girlfriends had one...then they wouldn't have needed...
Who am I kidding, I wish I had a Flat Daddy...then maybe there wouldn't be such a huge void in my heart.
As Solidad O'Brien said this morning, "At least it's half a solution."
3 comments:
OMG that was a depressing article. It sounds like something Rummie dreamed up, no?
Speaking of flat...did anyone have a flashback to the kids' book "Flat Stanley"? When I was about 5 yrs old I TOTALLY thought I would get crushed by the bulletin board in my brother's room, turn into flat Deborah and get rolled up and mailed to my grandparent's farm for a visit. It was scary but I kind of hoped it would happen, all at the same time.
Oh my god can you imagine the therapy bills!?
The gross question is, where does flat daddy sleep? With mommy? Eeeewww.
I swear I read a story about this last week that said a woman brought her Flat Husband with her to a funeral. Talk about bad taste.
I'll bet they didn't even paint him black or anything.
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