but the rest of america is pretty effing awesome
Dude, we won the House! And we at least tied but probably won the Senate! And more governorships (except in stupid Minnesota, where Ass-hat Pawlenty won by about 2.5 votes)!
Let's lift our spirits! I propose a caption contest. For this picture of Ass-hat Santorum and his fifty bawling children (via Wonkette, via Flickr):
I'll buy the winner a beer a Karaoke Kid.
7 comments:
"Don't cry children, while my reign may be over, I will always be remembered as 'The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.'"
[Thank you Dan Savage!]
Via Jeremy:
How about, "While his son flicks off members of the liberal media for
making his daddy lose, former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum
consoles his daughter after a Democratic thumping on Tuesday night, telling her, 'It's O.K., honey, at least the gays won't have the same rights we do.'"
Jeremy's was way better than mine...
Kids, I've got bad news. I've lost my job and the flow of corrupt money that came with it. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medial experiments.
Though don't worry too much, even if I am selling you for medical experimentation, I'll never let them get your stem cells! Because the only thing worse than that is being raised by a gay couple.
Daddy, can we please go back to Virginia now....
Big Santorum: "Oh, listen honey, don't cry. Daddy and Unkie Rumsfeld have lost their jobs, but we'll be ok. Now GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!"
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