caption contest results: doug earns one beer, must share with anne.

"Kids, I've got bad news. I've lost my job and the flow of corrupt money that came with it. We're destitute. I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments. Don't cry! I'll never let them get your stem cells!"
[I'm afraid this new photo and my reaction to it proves that I'm emotionally stunted. Or I've been reading too much fug. My first thought: what kind of loser coordinates the plaid in their jumper, headband and DOLL CLOTHES?!]